January 2011
If someone were to hand you a glass full of squeezed lemons, add to it a handful...
lapushdreams:
All praise be to Allah who has forgiven us today...
Everytime I wear a new dress:
If TaylorSwift married Taylor Lautner, she’d be Taylor Lautner. LOL.
If I’ve learned one lesson from all that’s happened to me,...
– Sophie Kinsella (The Undomestic Goddess)
If I consider you as one of my good/close...
yousmileyoulie:
I will tell you when I need to pee.. LOL.
I will hit you very often.
I will insult you more than necessary.
I will annoy you so much you’ll want to hit me.
I will tell you useless/pointless stories.
I will bitch to you. Like a lot.
I will swear at you 24/7.
I will pull the ugliest faces at you.
I will tell you personal things people probably don’t want to hear.
The Singapore government
Sis: Why are the Egyptians protesting?
Me: Coz their government screwed up.
Sis: So why aren't we?
Me: *face palm*